Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.
Q: What did the leper say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip.
Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.
Happiness is not a reward - it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment - it is a result.
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